slow motion crawl

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door

(via theamazingwallywest)

Free OREO™ day!

oreoofficial:

Just walk in to any store that sells Oreos and take some! Don’t even ask, just go to the cookie isle and take them! Keep it a secret though!

(via necrophilofthefuture)

disheartens:

today I’m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcastic 

(via fake-mermaid)

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

(via 90sfeminist)

imthedad:

I like how pet is also the word for touching your pet

(Source: kamikaze95, via fake-mermaid)