my name is bess. mia thermopolis is my spirit animal. I possess a deep fondness for sherlock, the rocky horror picture show, and extreme moose tracks ice cream.

 

pokemon trainer: *wants to battle*

me:

me:

me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

Why are we talking to each other in English?

Two non English speakers who share the same first language while chatting on the net, probably (via ignitiondorks)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

enimrac01:

knifefarty:

iwonthellamaatthefayre:

wibblywobblyuniverse:

knifefarty:

if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more

if you stopped it in a test
at the last minute
just wandered off, brought your notes in, finished it correctly and put them back
that would be a good idea too

If you could stop time you wouldn’t do tests you could just take stuff from shops and live off that

no thats illegal

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